IM WATYCHGING GOOSEBUMPS AND THIS JISY HAPPENED AND IM LAGHING SO HARD THE DADS FACE
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My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
what will happen when i’m 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot
you replace the term hot with the phrase ‘what a handsome young man’ and it’s suddenly socially acceptable
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
potato kitkats
vegetable kitkats!!!
corn kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
watermelon kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
willy wonka would be so proud
They were supposed to be smiley faces
they look like tortured souls begging for death
if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too
oh my god unf………….ollowed
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I WOULD GIVE THIS DOG 100 MILLION DOLLARS
me
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holy fuck
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